- Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Down The Washington Fancy NASHVILLE INT’L AIRPORT — A Wyoming walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Beautiful lady seeking casual encounter Bridgeport Tuesday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive down. “I’m next,”, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix. “I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his penis.” Even though TSA officials allowed to initially pass through security without the controversial down, the passenger on more than one occasion got back in line until he felt that he had been thoroughly inspected. finally got the invasive down by 38-year-old officer Allbright after 80 minutes and trips through security. “Even after we let him pass through he kept walking out of the terminal and getting back in line,” said Watershed. “Finally, had to bite the bullet for everyone and do a thorough screening of him in a private security room.” Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.” Homeland Security director Napolitano dismissed concerns that more TSA officers would quit or that more travelers would take similar measures to get their “jollies”. “I am hoping this is an isolated incident. If flights were a lot cheaper, I could more people doing this,” said Napolitano, “but with the cost of airplane fuel rising, I don’t think $ roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled.” Calls to TSA headquarters went unanswered, as everyone there is just exhausted.